Welcome to my webpage

This is the finished product of many hours of hard work. I have put into this Website more than what was required, and it has caused me much frustration, anguish and possible mental illness.

I hope you enjoy my website as much as I've despised making it.

Big thanks to the following:
Matty for showing me how to use print shop, Daniel for showing me how to embed images as backgrounds (like what you're seeing now),
and especially to my very good friend Caffeine. Thanks guys!

Note: To get the most enjoyment out of this site, a soundcard with some decent
audio and video codecs installed to your computer are required.

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